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The Smiler

The Smiler is the gargantuan world-record smashing coaster with 14 inversions, two lifts (one vertical) and mind-marmalizing special effects. 

In a bid to rid humanity of its tainted social influence, the sinister Ministry of Joy enforces its vision of the perfect society using The Smiler. The ''ultimate correctional device'' will put your mind and body against 14 disorienting inversions and 5 twisted special effects. The centerpiece of the attraction is the enormous Marmaliser, a huge 5-legged mechanical device which delivers each necessary step of the Marmalisation process. The Flasher has the power to momentarily stun its subjects whilst the tickler will assault your senses with its enormous rotating feather dusters. You'll be laughing whether you want to or not as you are sprayed with infectious laughing gas by The Giggler. The Inoculator will give you an injection of instant joy as you pass under these enormous hypodermic needles and your mind will be manipulated by the Hypnotiser, to ensure your intensely euphoric state lasts now, always and forever.

Do not resist, it's time to get corrected. Smile. Always.

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